i got 99 problems and 97 of them are due by the end of the week
The other two were due last week
ATTENTION UNITED STATES CITIZENS
using hyperboles is now SUPER ILLEGAL and you will spend THOUSANDS of years in prison if you break this CRUCIAL law
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it’s 4:20 you know what that means. time for the sun to go down. I hate winter
go to a party dressed as elmo and go around telling people how to spell words
Is this a lifehack?
more like a life crack because people will think you are using highly illegal narcotics
Did you know…
Crack cocaine is NOT a narcotic?
It’s a stimulant.
that was a trap. you seem to know a lot about drugs. you’re under arrest
Anonymous asked: i just broke the law .
can you put it back together with glue or maybe some duct tape